What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:57

HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.